Bailee: If you dont come to this protest, you’ll be fined 50 Rs.
Umi: aap sms pay violence phela rahay hain!
Bailee: Jao, thanay may report karwa dau! Am ready to go to jail!
Umi: FASTRising walaun kay khoon say, inqilaab aayay ga!
Bailee: Oye, is may khoon kahan say aa gaya? :$:$ Plus jail janay kay bhee pre-reqs hain, like food from KFC, and a wi-fi connection at least!