Maulana Diesel

Last night I received a few hilarious SMS about our very own Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman a.k.a Maulana Diesel. Here they go:

A person brought his small son to a “Bazurg” to find what he will become in future.

The Bazurg placed three things in front of the child.

  1. 1$ currency note
  2. a book
  3. a CD of the movie

If the child takes currency, he will be a pure DUNYADAR.

If he chooses a book, he will become an ALIM.

If he selects the CD, he will become an AYYASh.

Now, every one was looking the child anxiously. At once, the child took all of the thee things.

Oh, he will become Maulana Fazal Rehman,” exclaimed the Bazurg.


In an interview with Maulana Fazal Rehman, the journalist asked;

“After so many struggles of the ARAB Ulemas for Islam, God gifted them petrol, what was gifted to Pakistani Ulemas for their efforts for Islam?”

“Diesel” replied Maulana.


Question: “Why Maulana is becoming more and more fat and getting round shape?”

Answer: “So that he can easily roll from one Government to another.”

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