Esha jamaat in progress, a cell phone rings and disturbs the congregation, Imam sb. declares after the namaz is over “its been told several times that either don’t bring your cell to mosque or turn it silent”.
The cell rings again (the owner is offering the missing rakaats) and a baba jee yells “koee bohat hee bay gherat hay jis ka yay phone hay!!”
Imam sb. declares “aaj ummat-e-muslima inhi wajoohat kee waja say in masaeel ka shikaar hay!”
- All fatwas to be sent at firstname.lastname@example.org [Yes, this is a working email address]
- This true story was contributed by a friend this evening.