(This joke/tale is about the Communist USSR.)
A Russian (Resources did not disclose of his being a Communist or not!) came on a visit to Germany. His German friend graciously offered him a high-quality German bone. The Russian dog replied:
“No. I don’t need a German bone. I’ve brought my Russian bones with me. They are the best!”
The German dog then offered him a ball to play with. The Russian dog again said:
“No, not this one. Here, I’ve brought a ball from Russia. It’s the best!”
“Then what on earth are you here …

Esha jamaat in progress, a cell phone rings and disturbs the congregation, Imam sb. declares after the namaz is over “its been told several times that either don’t bring your cell to mosque or turn it silent”.
The cell rings again (the owner is offering the missing rakaats) and a baba jee yells “koee bohat hee bay gherat hay jis ka yay phone hay!!”
Imam sb. declares “aaj ummat-e-muslima inhi wajoohat kee waja say in masaeel ka shikaar hay!”
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All fatwas to be sent at fatwa@ale.com.pk [Yes, this is a working email address]
This …

blogger (at Lahore Press Club) :
yahan taiz andhi chal rahee hay
aur barish bhi honay lagee hay
cancel the protest
its almost dark out here

student leader:
barish walay ganay ho saktay hain tau barish walay protest kyu nahi?

blogger:
theek hay phir apki CD bhi market me aa jayege

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Bailee: If you dont come to this protest, you’ll be fined 50 Rs.
Umi: aap sms pay violence phela rahay hain!
Bailee: Jao, thanay may report karwa dau! Am ready to go to jail!
Umi: FASTRising walaun kay khoon say, inqilaab aayay ga!
Bailee: Oye, is may khoon kahan say aa gaya? :$:$ Plus jail janay kay bhee pre-reqs hain, like food from KFC, and a wi-fi connection at least!
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23 July, 2008

Mohsin (inspired by the 3 conditions of mardaangee mentioned in the recent Bollywood flick ‘jaane tu ya jane na’): I think activist honay kee 3 conditions hain. 1) jail jana 2) police kay danday khana 3) roads pay tyre jalana. What do you say?

Roamster: Its “to feel, to feel, to feel!”

(Names changed to protect privacy)

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